Vol. 01 · No. 24 Brooklyn, NY Brooklyn, New York
Local AI Search Audit · Free · 2-minute form
§ Audit · Free
§ The Free Audit

Is AI naming
you — or them?

When someone in Brooklyn asks ChatGPT for a business like yours, an answer comes back with one or two names in it. The free AI check tells you whether one of those names is yours: two minutes to fill in, and I email you what I found within one business day.

The Terms

Cost
Free
Time
Two minutes to fill in. A 20-minute call only if you want one.
Outcome
What I found, by email, within one business day
Engines checked
ChatGPT · Perplexity · Google AI Overviews
Pitch
None. Pricing only if you ask.
Who runs it
The founder. There is no one else.
Get your free AI check
What’s your current situation?

I’ll email you within one business day with what I found. Rather talk now? Pick a time →

What actually happens

1

You send a 2-minute form

What you do, where you are, where you stand today, your website if you have one, and an email to reply to. That is all I need to start.

2

I run your customers’ prompts

“Best optometrist in Crown Heights.” “BJJ private lessons Brooklyn.” “Physical therapist in Sheepshead Bay open Saturday.” “Chiropractor in Bensonhurst that takes no-fault.” Whatever your customers would type, I type — into ChatGPT, Perplexity, and Google AI Overviews — and note who gets named. (For what the work involves, see AI search optimization. Run an eye-care practice? See AI search optimization for optometrists. A physical therapy practice? See the page for physical therapists. A chiropractic practice? See the page for chiropractors.)

3

I read why

AI engines don’t cite at random. They cite what they can retrieve, parse, and trust: structured data, a complete Google Business Profile, consistent citations, pages built to answer the question being asked. I look at yours against what’s being cited instead.

4

You get it in writing

Within one business day I email you what I found: what the engines said, why, and the specific changes that would make your business citable. It’s yours whether or not we ever speak. A call is optional: if you’d rather walk through it live, pick a time.

Why this is free

Because it’s the same diagnostic Signal runs at the start of every paid engagement, and because it’s the fastest honest way to show what generative engine optimization actually is. If the audit shows your business is already being cited and there’s nothing worth fixing, the audit says so — in writing.

Two of the businesses that started with this audit are now public case studies: Nostrand Optical, which launched with four rich-result types validated in Google's Rich Results Test on day one, and Brooklyn BJJ Lessons, the founder’s own practice, first cited by ChatGPT for its core prompt 41 days after launch.

Questions, answered

What does the free AI search audit include?

You answer a 2-minute form. I run the prompts your customers actually type into ChatGPT, Perplexity, and Google AI Overviews and see who gets named. Then I look at why: your website’s structured data, your Google Business Profile, your citations, and how retrievable your pages are to AI crawlers. Within one business day I email you what I found. A call is optional.

How much does the audit cost?

Nothing. The audit is free, and it is not a disguised sales deck — it’s the same diagnostic Signal runs at the start of every paid engagement. If the audit shows you don’t need help, it says so.

Do I need a website to take the audit?

No. If you don’t have a website yet, the audit shows what AI engines currently say about your category and neighborhood, which competitors are being cited, and what a citable web presence for your business would need to include.

What happens after the audit?

You keep what I sent either way. If the findings point to work worth doing, Signal offers a scoped proposal — a website build from $2,500 or a monthly retainer from $650/month. There is no obligation and no follow-up sequence.

Is this a sales pitch?

No. It arrives by email, and a call is optional. Pricing only comes up if you ask, or if what I found recommends work — and the findings are yours to keep regardless.